The Pink Llama (White Rum with Rhubarb Simple Syrup, Grapefruit, and Rosemary)

(from http://theviewfromthegreatisland.blogspot.com: It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere Fridays) 

This is the drink that inspired Joef's homemade, fruit-based simple syrup craze (the originators call it a Spring Fling, but we've renamed it)! Once you start, the possibilities are endless! This one uses rhubarb for the simple syrup, and is then combined with grapefruit juice. This is maybe the best drink he's ever made - it's so refreshing, light, and, I might add, rather complex flavor-wise. Enjoy!

To make the simple syrup:
2 cups white sugar
2 cups water
2 large stalks rhubarb, chopped

Bring to a soft boil, and bLoil for about 10 minutes, stirring occasionally. Mash the rhubarb as it softens. Remove from heat and strain out the pulp, then return the liquid to a medium boil. Reduce the liquid for about 10 minutes, stirring to ensure it doesn't burn.

To make the drink:
2 oz fresh-squeezed pink grapefruit juice (1 grapefruit=about 5 oz)
1 sprig rosemary
2 oz rhubarb simple syrup

2 oz Cachaça (white rum works)

Ice

Remove the rosemary leaves from their stem and place in a cocktail shaker. Add just a splash of grapefruit juice, and muddle together. Add the remaining ingredients and shake. Pour over ice, and serve with a sprig of rosemary. Ahh!

Homemade Jam

Joef and I recently discovered the joys of making homemade jam. On a whim one night, we went to the local grocery store. I asked the first staff person there where I could find the jamming jars. We found them, and then she hovered around. "What kind of jam are you making?" "Oh, I donno...we were thinking peach?" "Oh." "....Do you, um, have any suggestions?" Did she ever! About twenty minutes later, she had sent us off with recipe ideas, guidance on how to seal and purify the jars, instructions on how to make jam without pectin, proportions...pretty much everything you ever wanted to know about jamming. Including the fact that it's called "jamming", and those who jam regularly are called, as she referred to herself, "jammers".

Well, we've made three jams so far, so we're getting there! They are so delicious and fresh. And it's really not that hard. Especially when Joef does most of the work. We're still experimenting a bit with consistency, probably the toughest thing to master - we've had two that are a little runnier than ideal, and one that's a little chunky, but all three have legitimately been jam. We eat it on toast, waffles, even as ice cream topping.

The three we've made to-date have been: Strawberry-Rhubarb Bourbon, Blackberry-Raspberry Petite Syrah, and Mango. The instructions are essentially the same each time:

7 lbs of your fruit of choice (we pared and halved the strawberries, and cubed and mashed the mangoes)
7 cups of sugar
2 cups booze of your choice (or, in the case of the mango, none at all)
Juice of 1-3 lemons, depending on the sweetness of the fruit and your personal taste
12 jars

Preheat the oven to 260, and wash your jars. Put the jars and the part of the lids without the rubber into the oven for the duration of the cooking.

Combine all of the ingredients into a massive pot. The liquid will obviously boil down faster if you use a wider pot with more space for evaporation. Stir and cook on very high heat until it reaches a rolling boil, then turn down the heat slightly, while still keeping it at a rolling boil, and stir constantly until it thickens and starts to appear somewhat oily and shimmery on the surface (at least 30 minutes). To test its readiness, put a small drop on a spoon and place it in the freezer for three minutes, while continuing to cook the jam. If it's the consistency you'd want your final product to be when it comes out of the freezer, it's done. Otherwise, keep on cooking and freezer-testing as needed.

When your jam is done, take the jars out of the oven, but keep the oven on. Spoon the jam into the jars, and tighten the lids. Place back into oven for twenty minutes.

Your jam is ready when the lids pop and you can't push them down again (it means they're sealed). Once you've opened a jar, store it in the fridge. Enjoy!

Guest Recipe: Strawberry-Rhubarb Pie

And my lovely mother, Jill, to thank for this recipe! (Happy Mothers' Day, Ma!) My mom is the best at pies, and this was no exception. With fresh rhubarb from the Farmers' Market, this was a hit, as always. Plus, she showed me a much simpler (and equally delicious) recipe for pie crust that I'll be hanging on to.

(Also, this is another 3-recipe day, so scroll down for Baked Cod and Toothpick Caprese!)

Preheat oven to 350.

FILLING
1 heaping (more like 1.5) cup strawberries (measure, then slice)
2 lbs rhubarb (roughly 10 stalks), sliced into roughly 1 inch sections
1 1/4 cup sugar
1/4 cup cornstarch (maybe more? it was a very juicy pie, but we think we cooked it too quickly - have adjusted this recipe to reflect what we think is a better cooking time)

Combine these ingredients in a bowl, then set them aside while you make the crust.

CRUST
1 1/2 cups flour
1 stick butter, cut roughly into tablespoons
1/4 cup cold water

The less you handle the crust mixture, the better - it makes for a flakier crust. Combine the flour and butter in a bowl, and mix with your hands until fluffy and combined. Add the cold water, and again mix with your hands until you have dough that you can roll out. Add flour if it's getting too sticky. Place floured wax paper on your counter and roll out the dough on the paper (lightly flour the rolling pin, too) until it's about the thickness you want for your crust. Lift the dough over your pie tin, press down into the tin, and trim the edges (save them). Patch as necessary, then pour in the filling.

Take the remaining dough and roll it out again. Slice it into strips and then arrange/weave them in a lattice pattern (the hardest part) over the pie filling. Use your fingers and thumb to pinch together the edges of the pie to get that ripply effect.

Place the pie in the oven and cook for 45 minutes or until crust is golden-brown (check it at 30 minutes to see how it's going). Remove from oven and allow to cool. Serve with vanilla ice cream, or on its own.